I found a brilliant rant by Gary Graham while wandering about the internets today. He goes off on the liberal bias in Hollywood, and how he's tired of it. About half way through is my favorite quote:

I’d like to offer, in utter compassion, and speaking on behalf of at least several like-minded bretheren out there, a class-action BITCH-SLAP to every mamby-pamby, limp-wristed douche-bag of a complainer who has the audacity to hope that we hard-working, God-fearing, America-loving taxpayers should be forced to give you one penny of our income to enable you further in your responsibility-shirking, self-destructive habits.